Thursday, February 02, 2012

Dear Dove Chocolate: Letters from a Lunatic, Vol. II

Get swept away by love
Dear Dove, I did this once. It didn’t work out so well for me. Perhaps in certain situations it’s best to use one’s head and not the heart. After all, I love your dark chocolate, but if I let myself get swept away by such love I’d weigh 400 pounds. Poorly done, Dove. I’m just not sure how well thought out this one was. You can do better. I’m saying this as your friend. I’m here if you need me. Sarah

The best things in life are chocolate
Dear Dove, Ummm, no. Not even close. I can name several things better than chocolate, but this is a G rated letter so I will refrain. Did you just get lazy with this one? Sarah

Be your own Valentine
Dear Dove, I don’t get it?! Please help, Sarah

Savor Small Romantic Moments
Dear Dove, In your last message you told me to be my own Valentine. I’m just curious, exactly what kind of romantic moments do you think I should savor with myself? Sicko. Sarah

1 comment:

Mary Lynn said...

Very good...again!!!